Fox News reports that Fatah and Hamas are engaged in a
mustache war.Hamas has resumed its policy of shaving the mustaches of rival Fatah members to humiliate them as a form of punishment, The Jerusalem Post reported.
Reports of such punishments surfaced in January, though Hamas denied it had resorted to close shaves in its struggle to assert dominance over Palestinian politics.
Fatah officials renewed their allegations Wednesday, according to the Jerusalem Post, which said Hamas, in turn, claimed followers' beards had been sabotaged by Fatah officials.
Lucky break for me that I've got a warehouse full of these things:
You can always hold a "Groucho Marx" look alike contest to help advertise.
ReplyDeleteFirst place gets an all expense paid vacation to Gitmo!
Anyone notice the recent Amsterdam pair arrested, one seems to have just shaved off a mustache?
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If you ain't John Bolton, you ain't Jack.
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Nice mustaches, Paco, but they lack a certain something. What could it be... hmmm... oh, I know! The big plastic noses and the black-rimmed glasses!
ReplyDeleteAnd to think, the Arabs were upset over Abu Ghraib. No wonder these people never get ahead. Fatah should shave and then put these on just to see the look on the face of the Hamas idiot wielding the razor. Well, their loss is your gain Paco! You should make a mint.
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