Sunday, September 19, 2010
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Awwww, geez. I just got the memo about the change to the secret code, so I've got an appointment Monday morning at Personalized Art Creations Organization to update the tattoo on my left foot.
ReplyDeleteOooooooooooh. (sniff) I so wanted to be the czar of unintended consequences. (Head down, kicks rock.)
ReplyDeleteSwampie: Not to worry. I'm shooting for Czars Czar, so I can name whoever I want.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to "Our new Dark Mistress", now Paco you don't have to resign!!!!
ReplyDeleteAh, has anyone informed wronwright? He seems strangely silent.
Paco,
ReplyDeleteThe Burri/Burri 2012 brain trust is considering you and Wronright for heading the CIA and FBI or possibly White House Cockroach Czar.
I'm kinda gettin' tired of this acting Presidential stuff already. Ya gotta make, like, decisions and stuff. I'm, like, too cool and intellectual for all that small stuff, like people and stuff.
But enough of that. We gotta start campaigning for our re-election in 2016.
SwampWoman,
We will dub you 'Czar of Unintended Consequences from the Actions of the Previous Administration.' You will be allotted the largest staff of all the Czars 'cause you're gonna need it.
BTW, when you slumped your shoulders, lowered your head, and kicked over the rock, how many Obama Administration staff members and aides did you uncover there?
'Our Dark Mistress'
ReplyDelete- That sent shivers up my spine!
Oh yeah!
A couple cockroaches, an earthworm, and a centipede or two were underneath. That centipede looked a LOT like Soros.
ReplyDeleteThey were gobbled down by the chickens. I'll be sure to discard the eggs for the next few days.
Bruce: It had the same effect on me! (Woof!)
ReplyDelete1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlNPhn64TA
ReplyDelete2. http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Tsar_tank.jpg
Cheers