Chuck Norris doesn't like your spending habits.
Nov. 2: The roundhouse kick to end all roundhouse kicks.
P.S. Bulls have a holiday called the running of the Chuck Norris.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh