Nutrition professor loses 27 pounds in two months on Twinkie diet.
Hey, it's science.
Update: You know, I love history (H/T: Captain Heinrichs).
Update II: In other food news, Mr. Peanut gets a makeover.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh