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How competent an archeologist can he be if he doesn't like onions?
I would never trust a person who didn't like onions. It'd be like speaking to somebody who didn't care for oxygen. Dead giveaway you're dealing with a non-native of Earth.
As a former anthropology major, this makes me glad that changed careers. I like onions. The few positives are the learning to pronounce technical words such as australopithicas, and learning about ethnocentricity. Of course, I didn't really understand the latter until I became conservative.
So much for a college education; I would have ordered an enchilada.
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Two things that make this archaeology student a blue-voting, pantywaist Democrat:
ReplyDeleteBurritos are not meant to be eaten without onions.
He never thought to ask Taco Bell to hold the onions in the first place.
How competent an archeologist can he be if he doesn't like onions?
ReplyDeleteI would never trust a person who didn't like onions. It'd be like speaking to somebody who didn't care for oxygen. Dead giveaway you're dealing with a non-native of Earth.
As a former anthropology major, this makes me glad that changed careers. I like onions. The few positives are the learning to pronounce technical words such as australopithicas, and learning about ethnocentricity. Of course, I didn't really understand the latter until I became conservative.
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