Congratulations, Charles Henry Bennett!
And here's a timely contribution from Miss Red that seems like a useful analogy to TSA's prison guard mentality.
Finally, Steve Burri (of course!) has a wide selection of TSA-related bumper stickers.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh