"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
We shall fight them on the...offramps We shall fight them in the business parks We shall defend our cul-de-sacs down to the last xeriscape dripper We shall drive them off the parkways and back to their point of origin-Biosphere 2
We realize the importance of not letting them get eastbound on the 10. If they get to New Mexico they can blend in with the population and be lost forever.
Not a problem Mrs. H. We'll just call the National Park Service, the Sierra Club and the Center for Biological Diversity and tell them the "zombies" are after small saguaro cactus. Problem solved.
I think that warning would be better placed on Capital Hill.
ReplyDeleteTHANKS PACO!!
ReplyDeleteWe shall fight them on the...offramps
We shall fight them in the business parks
We shall defend our cul-de-sacs down to the last xeriscape dripper
We shall drive them off the parkways and back to their point of origin-Biosphere 2
We realize the importance of not letting them get eastbound on the 10. If they get to New Mexico they can blend in with the population and be lost forever.
So. The Zombie Apocalypse has begun.
ReplyDeleteNot a problem Mrs. H. We'll just call the National Park Service, the Sierra Club and the Center for Biological Diversity and tell them the "zombies" are after small saguaro cactus. Problem solved.
ReplyDeleteBut if they are illegals...
ReplyDeleteUnless you lure them up to Maricopa County and let Sheriff Joe take care of them.