Al Gore has been fighting global warming for many years, and, by golly, I believe he's beaten it.
You can stop now, Al. Please.
Al Gore, after putting in a long night, prepares to retire to a coffin filled with his native soil.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh