"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Am most disappointed by latest letter, informing of nekulturny plot to eliminate piano forte production at factory. Perhaps now you see wisdom of previous advice offered to concentrate plant and kulak labor on development of line of skincare products using brand name "Pacoderm."
Ah, Bingley, old fellow. We've had to go back to the drawing board on Pacoderm. It's a great anti-wrinkle cream, but it also grows hair - lots and lots of course, woolly hair.
Forget pianos - I just hope those Panda Skin Seat Covers I ordered are still on schedule!
I thought this post was going to be about Tim Blair's list of gentlemen, with names like Lollipops Junior, detained for questioning in parts unknown. A rollcall of such distinguished gentlemen is surely a loss to the impeccablely upright organisation that is Paco Enterprises?
I hope that the Paco Enterprises contract with the supplier included a suitable "hold harmless" clause.
ReplyDeleteBecause I was really looking forward to those new pistol grips.
Must have been some "key" materials!
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Jeff: They would have made some sweet grips, for sure!
ReplyDeleteIsophorone: Ivory amused by that pun.
It was the culmination of a mammoth investigation.
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Comrade Paconordski,
ReplyDeleteAm most disappointed by latest letter, informing of nekulturny plot to eliminate piano forte production at factory. Perhaps now you see wisdom of previous advice offered to concentrate plant and kulak labor on development of line of skincare products using brand name "Pacoderm."
WV: "potomyi" Is river nearest Washington, yes?
Ah, Bingley, old fellow. We've had to go back to the drawing board on Pacoderm. It's a great anti-wrinkle cream, but it also grows hair - lots and lots of course, woolly hair.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't This Guy take care of your ivory needs?
ReplyDeleteForget pianos - I just hope those Panda Skin Seat Covers I ordered are still on schedule!
ReplyDeleteI thought this post was going to be about Tim Blair's list of gentlemen, with names like Lollipops Junior, detained for questioning in parts unknown. A rollcall of such distinguished gentlemen is surely a loss to the impeccablely upright organisation that is Paco Enterprises?
Albury: Well, er, we do have a few unanticipated job openings.
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