Thursday, January 20, 2011

Business update

Paco Enterprises regrets to inform the public that it is shutting down its new piano manufacturing subsidiary due to an unforeseen disruption in the supply of materials.

9 comments:

JeffS said...

I hope that the Paco Enterprises contract with the supplier included a suitable "hold harmless" clause.

Because I was really looking forward to those new pistol grips.

Isophorone said...

Must have been some "key" materials!

Booooooooooooooooooooooo

Paco said...

Jeff: They would have made some sweet grips, for sure!

Isophorone: Ivory amused by that pun.

Minicapt said...

It was the culmination of a mammoth investigation.

Cheers

Mr. Bingley said...

Comrade Paconordski,

Am most disappointed by latest letter, informing of nekulturny plot to eliminate piano forte production at factory. Perhaps now you see wisdom of previous advice offered to concentrate plant and kulak labor on development of line of skincare products using brand name "Pacoderm."



WV: "potomyi" Is river nearest Washington, yes?

Paco said...

Ah, Bingley, old fellow. We've had to go back to the drawing board on Pacoderm. It's a great anti-wrinkle cream, but it also grows hair - lots and lots of course, woolly hair.

richard mcenroe said...

Couldn't This Guy take care of your ivory needs?

Albury Shifton said...

Forget pianos - I just hope those Panda Skin Seat Covers I ordered are still on schedule!

I thought this post was going to be about Tim Blair's list of gentlemen, with names like Lollipops Junior, detained for questioning in parts unknown. A rollcall of such distinguished gentlemen is surely a loss to the impeccablely upright organisation that is Paco Enterprises?

Paco said...

Albury: Well, er, we do have a few unanticipated job openings.