Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Paco Enterprises’ sales of remainder tables set to skyrocket

Al Gore is writing a new book. Let’s see, now, what will this one be about…?
“With this new work, I hope to help start a conversation about the large-scale drivers of change that are defining and shaping our future — from the rapid development and integration of radically new technologies to the planet-changing impact of the climate crisis, to poverty, globalization and the democratization of knowledge accompanying the emergence of a ubiquitous Internet linking ever more intelligent devices,” Gore said.
Al, Al, Al! That stuff’s pure tranquilizer, buddy; in tandem with your last effort, the two together practically constitute a lethal injection. Where’s the sizzle? Where’s the spice? C’mon, Al, you know what I’m talking about! Give us the inside skinny on the Hollywood sex kittens, the massage therapists, the cheerleaders. Show us the wood sprite that lives in that hollow tree.

8 comments:

Steve Burri said...

Paco,

It's the Keebler Elves that live in that hollow tree.

Cookies.... mmmmm!

richard mcenroe said...

Are those the tables with the 3.9 legs?

richard mcenroe said...

'Cuz I remember when you tried to market those as "hill flats" and it didn't exactly fly...

JorgXMcKie said...

Is he even writing his own bafflegab? What a crock even that short piece is.

bruce said...

Sounds exactly like 'Earth in teh Balance'.

Maybe he's just going to change the dates on that and republish. Most of his followers weren't born when it was written anyway.

Or maybe dementia is kicking in and he's forgotten he already wrote that book.

Anonymous said...

Bruce, most of his devotees only read about the '70s, but the part about the new Global Ice Age was redacted. And grandma ain't outin' Al

Deborah Leigh

RebeccaH said...

Hm. Wonder what money-making scam he's cooking up this time?

bruce said...

Yeah Deborah, did you hear that Frisco Owsley died, after coming here to Aust decades ago to escape the ice age?

Redact redact, the rewriters are working overtime to create the new past. I also just watched Easy Rider with Hopper's commentary, and it was basically a Tea Party tract - freedom from govt, freedom to worship (Robert Walker does a nice prayer). Skip the horrible graveyard scene and silly 'symbolic' ending though.