Paco World News Daily (PWN’d), April 1, 2011
Scrotum-faced provocateur Bill Maher called Chuck Norris a c**t during a live interview on Maher’s most recent – and last - broadcast of “Real Time”. It is thought that Norris roundhouse-kicked Maher into the next state; however, Norris, who was briefly taken into custody, was later released due to the fact that everybody in the studio audience, as well as everyone in the United States who was watching the program on television, claimed to have not seen a thing.
Today’s Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.