Friday, April 1, 2011

Bill Maher, RIP

Paco World News Daily (PWN’d), April 1, 2011

Scrotum-faced provocateur Bill Maher called Chuck Norris a c**t during a live interview on Maher’s most recent – and last - broadcast of “Real Time”. It is thought that Norris roundhouse-kicked Maher into the next state; however, Norris, who was briefly taken into custody, was later released due to the fact that everybody in the studio audience, as well as everyone in the United States who was watching the program on television, claimed to have not seen a thing.

Today’s Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.


Anonymous said...

No fool kicks a uberfool. I heard it was farther than a state. Ast the great saying goes, "That's gonna leave a mark."

Deborah Leigh

Robert of Ottawa said...

Canadian Election Update

(Sorry for the O/T post, I did have your e-mail address once, Paco, but have lost it. I'd actually appreciate it if you made this an upfront post. I could then keep the Amercican and Australian people informed upon what is happening)

Today, Conservative (if he had a majority), IHHAM, PM Stephen Harper said that he will stop the taxpayer funding of political parties, IHHAM, whereby Political Parties get $1.75 in free money, gratis J.Q. Public, for every vote they receive.

Yes, can you believe that! They do not even have to bother with fundraising anymore. This is the core of democracy. This was also the issue that caused the last constitutional crisis 2 years ago, when the Coalition of Losers rose up to overthrow the 1 month old, democraticaly elected, government.

The Coalition of Losers shat their pants because only the Conservatives are supported by strong private donations. The other four parties depend upon that taxpayer money as no-one wants to give them a nickel, let alone a dime.

The Liberal leader, a man called Iggy, has spent the last thirty years of his life living it up in the UK and USA, as some sort of public intelectual TV superstar. He has returned to Canada for I don't know why...but he seems to want to be Prime Minister.

Harper, a 100% Canadian, but from the non-Liberal West, is a hockey fan who plays political hardball. He made this statement, I feel sure, to get the Coalition of Losers frothing at the mouth. This was the very cause that formed the Coalition of Losers and it is a written agreement that is still in effect. At that time, the Conservatives could have called a snap election, one month after the previous, and got 60% of the vote. This call to end taxpayer funding of political parties is another, less direct, way to offer the electorate the stark choice:
Conservative Majority or Coalition of Losers.

Albury Shifton said...

I so wish that was true