"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Born in the USA (and still the worst American president of modern times)
On reading that article by Milbank, have only this to say, sometimes it pays to just keep quite, that way people won't suspect that you are not all that bright.
A short tour in the mind of Obama, the Complex Thinker:
Must remake America into... Mama told me collectivism... er, activism... er, was it community organizing?... was good... can I break 100?... I don't really like arugula, too bland... I wish they'd stop bothering me with all this "foreign policy" crap... I hate that snooty John Boehner, who does he think he is?... but Paul Ryan is worse, smart-alecky Repub... I'm not afraid of Michelle, I'm not afraid of Michelle, I'm not afraid of Michelle... if I can get reelected again, they tell me I can do whatever I want... I could really use some ice cream right now, hey, Sasha?... why the hell don't they get me a really cool videophone, I'm the President of the United States, for Mo's sake!... stupid public, complaining about the price of gasoline, like they couldn't just go out and buy a cool environmentally green hybrid with a 1,000 mile radius... Donald Trump is an old white guy with stupid hair, why would anybody listen to him?... I'm not afraid of Michelle...
As I've noted before, there are three words that kept me firmly in the non-Birther category:
ReplyDeletePresident. Joe. Biden.
'Nuff said.
The Short form on Obama's Long Form
ReplyDeleteJeffS -- Can you really see Limp Boehner bringing a bill of impeachment?
On reading that article by Milbank, have only this to say, sometimes it pays to just keep quite, that way people won't suspect that you are not all that bright.
ReplyDeleteA short tour in the mind of Obama, the Complex Thinker:
ReplyDeleteMust remake America into... Mama told me collectivism... er, activism... er, was it community organizing?... was good... can I break 100?... I don't really like arugula, too bland... I wish they'd stop bothering me with all this "foreign policy" crap... I hate that snooty John Boehner, who does he think he is?... but Paul Ryan is worse, smart-alecky Repub... I'm not afraid of Michelle, I'm not afraid of Michelle, I'm not afraid of Michelle... if I can get reelected again, they tell me I can do whatever I want... I could really use some ice cream right now, hey, Sasha?... why the hell don't they get me a really cool videophone, I'm the President of the United States, for Mo's sake!... stupid public, complaining about the price of gasoline, like they couldn't just go out and buy a cool environmentally green hybrid with a 1,000 mile radius... Donald Trump is an old white guy with stupid hair, why would anybody listen to him?... I'm not afraid of Michelle...
Yeah. Complex thinker.
Gee, Rebecca, when you put it like that, he doesn't sound so smart and complex after all...
ReplyDeleteRichard, even if the GOP had the backbone to do that, Obama would fight tooth and nail, with the full backing of the left.
ReplyDeleteMichelle lurves her gravy train, y'see......