"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Friday, April 29, 2011
Just in case you’re wondering, yes, I have an alibi for that night
11 comments:
Well, that caper was an udder catastrophe.
Mancow? Thought he was in Chicago.
So then, it's not true that Mrs Paco fancied a Cleopatra style milk bath.
Greg: That is a separate matter altogether, and was completely unrelated to the Wal-Mart heist.
That one needs to be put out to pasture, Greg. Better moo along.
This man deserves a Guernsey.
Was he wearing a Jersey?
Did he try to take the Holstein?
Cheers
I heard that the cow was weilding a tommy gun. THAT raised my suspicions.......
I wonder at the cow's motives. I mean, he could have been giving away frozen chickens instead of milk. Would've made more sense.
Rebecca: That would have been a Chick-Fil-A operation.
Why am I reminded of:
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