Saturday, April 9, 2011

What the...

The suave and talented Smitty is going to be a father!

I say, why wasn't I informed? Do you know how difficult it is to find a fedora that small? Well, no matter. Right now, Smitty is trying to decide on a name. I'm thinking something epic, like Sweyn Forkbeard or Thorfinn Raven Feeder.

Update: Steve Burri has taken care of the fedora problem.

6 comments:

Albury Shifton said...

A small Fedora? Surely no big deal for the able merchants at Purveyors of Akubras, Chapeaus and Others!

Steve Burri said...

Got it covered, Paco!

Steve Burri said...

Not there... here!

JeffS said...

No, Steve, you have him covered.

Heh!

Isophorone said...

So Barack Hussein Smitty is not being considered as a name then?

Paco said...

Isophorone: Let's just say it's probably not in the top ten.