The suave and talented Smitty is going to be a father!
I say, why wasn't I informed? Do you know how difficult it is to find a fedora that small? Well, no matter. Right now, Smitty is trying to decide on a name. I'm thinking something epic, like Sweyn Forkbeard or Thorfinn Raven Feeder.
Update: Steve Burri has taken care of the fedora problem.