What a buzz-kill Jimmy Bise is! Here I was, buying into the idea that the world was going to end this weekend - and actually looking forward to it, primarily in order to avoid having to do employee performance evaluations – and now Jimmy comes along and shows that the whole thing is a bunch of hooey.
Well, better roll up my sleeves and start knocking these evaluations out…
“Mr. Toadvine has made great progress with his anger-management issues, and has almost completely broken the habit of growling during board meetings. The Senior Vice President of Marketing professes himself to be entirely satisfied with his reconstructive jaw surgery, and, by all accounts, Mr. Toadvine has been very cooperative in the ongoing police investigation into the disappearance of his fourth wife.”
[God, how I hate having to do these things!]