Sunday, May 29, 2011

New from Paco Enterprises!

We are pleased to announce the roll-out of our latest product, the Godwin-meter.

With this handy software, you can feed text, video or audio recordings into our highly sophisticated, state-of-the-art Nazi-analogy analyzer to determine the degree of pure irrationality represented by examples of Godwin’s Law.

Here’s how it works. Andrew Sullivan recently attempted to compare Sarah Palin’s new documentary with Triumph of the Will. We simply cut and paste the relevant text into a Word document, submit it for analysis to the Godwin-meter, and wait for the scaled audio response.

And here it is!

Whoa, pretty over-the-top, there, Andy! But we always knew you’d set the benchmark for outrageousness, so the Godwin-meter is set up to measure Nazi-analogy excess in milli-Andies, the maximum reading being one Andy.

Available online and in finer computer stores nationwide.


rinardman said...

Congrats, Paco! That's a well made machine, not to have gone up in smoke with that kind of input overload.


JeffS said...

I'd like to have that device in our office building.

But only if it can be adjusted to detect BS.