The infinite malleability of the English language (H/T: small dead animals).
Political promises are a load of crap.
The new Osama Bin Laden ringtone.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh