"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
This, from Sh!t My Students Write, rings so true in my life: "Sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia."Sadly, many times my ambitions have been denied.....by Kathy, and Jane, and Diana, and Nicole, and....oh, well.*
Malapropisms sometimes have their own strange sort of wisdom.
Speaking of OBL ringtones, within days Rush was selling the following version of his Club Gitmo T shirts.Front:ObamaKilled OsamaBack:And 10 Somali Pirates3 Khadafy Grandkids2 Osama WivesThe U.S. EconomyAnd Got a Peace Prize For Doing ItYa gotta love the guy!
This, from Sh!t My Students Write, rings so true in my life: "Sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia."
ReplyDeleteSadly, many times my ambitions have been denied.....by Kathy, and Jane, and Diana, and Nicole, and....oh, well.
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Malapropisms sometimes have their own strange sort of wisdom.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of OBL ringtones, within days Rush was selling the following version of his Club Gitmo T shirts.
ReplyDeleteFront:
Obama
Killed
Osama
Back:
And
10 Somali Pirates
3 Khadafy Grandkids
2 Osama Wives
The U.S. Economy
And Got a Peace Prize For Doing It
Ya gotta love the guy!