Oh, I wish I were a congressman named Weiner,
That is what I'd truly like to be,
'Cause if I were a congressman named Weiner,
All the chicks would be in love with me
(Apologies to Oscar Mayer for mangling their famous jingle)
If you've somehow managed to miss the controversy surrounding Rep. Anthony Weiner and his purportedly hacked Twitter account, check with Ace of Spades (just start scrolling) and Stacy McCain.
BTW, Weiner just sent me a direct message with a link to this video.