Still no word from the Maximum Leader, but he’s said to be in critical condition. Me? I’m sticking with my story that he was inadvertently sent to the dissection lab at a veterinary hospital in Santiago de Cuba, where he starred in a lecture on the internal diseases of Sus scrofa domesticus.
Adam Bitely reports on the illness affecting both Chavez and his regime.
So, a guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into the doctor’s office and the doctor says, “What seems to be your trouble?” and the parrot says, “Doc, I’ve got this huge wart on my ass…”