Hey, who’s up for moving the Dodgers back to Brooklyn? The Los Angeles Dodgers have filed for bankruptcy.
Good news for lonely male sharks.
Callipygian update: Kim Kardashian’s butt is not only huge, but 100% natural.
Pinch Sulzberger prepares the New York Times for a kamikaze mission (it’ll be spectacular, Pinch, but remember: you can only do it once).
Captain Consensus rebranding himself as Chief Lone Wolf.
Bashar al-Assad turns to elf power to improve Syrian regime’s international image.