In reality, that’s the first papal tweet that received press coverage. He did his first actual tweet a month ago, which caused me no little embarrassment:
LOL! No way Paco Enterprises is getting rights to a worldwide dealer network for selling papal indulgences.The Holy Father also sent me a direct message on Facebook shooting down a proposal for a television program that would be produced by a three-way partnership composed of him, me and Donald Trump (You’re Excommunicated!).
He’s a tough sell, no two ways about it.
How are you gonna impress him when you ignored an OBVIOUS smash reality show hit, The Tiber Shore?
ReplyDeleteOr, a surefire Catholic hit - Survivor: Vatican City
ReplyDeleteIndulgences are soooo 14th century.
ReplyDeleteHere's MY plan: electronic "Get Out of Hell Free" cards. Little ones, that you can hang on a key-chain in order to impress your friends. Assuming, of course, you have any.
Hey, it's not like they can sue when they find out it's worthless, y'know?