Went to the grocery store this morning and found the following discarded shopping list in the cart:
liquor [underlined in the original]
Entenmann's cinnamon bars
Takes me back to my long-ago bachelor days!
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh