Thursday, August 4, 2011

Coming soon

For you Detective Paco fans, I’ll have a new story up in a couple of days or so. Join the PI and his partner, Wronwright, as they delve into the Fast and Furious gun-smuggling scandal: Guns! Babes! Cunning disguises! Biting gnats! And, as usual, something to offend everyone.

To my blogger friends: link me or be prepared to face the horrible consequences that will ensue once I ascend to the presidency. New civility? Fuggeddaboutit!

13 comments:

Steve Burri said...

New civility? Same as the old civility! Don't forget the fire ants, rattlesnakes, scorpions, and killer bees!

missred said...

whoa sweetie, i can say the same about you. the wrath of trixi, the secretary who likes to wear thigh high boots and twin sets with pearls may come to haunt the detective.
;)
wv: tolous - a great artist in paris

Boy on a bike said...

Waiting, waiting, waiting....

Mikael said...

I have always linked to your magnificent site, my liege.

In exchange, and in expectation of Your no doubt triumphant conquest in the next election, can I hope for Your kindness and perhaps be appointed a czar of something? 'Lord of the Internet' has a nice ring to it. Any on-line criticism of Your Grace - as well as non-linkers - will be firmly dealt with, of that I can assure you! (BTW, will I have to pay tax?)

I remain Your humble servant, and will continue linking.
Mikael

Merilyn said...

A new Detective Paco.....Yessssss!

Sorry can't link you to a blog as I don't have one, how about a link to Tim's site? No better not as can't follow the new rules.

Paco said...

Mikael: Rise, Sir Mikael, Lord of the Internet!

What is this...this taxe of which you speak?

Anonymous said...

I think I've linked to Paco Enterprises more than anyone else in my short blogging career! THIS will be an honour and a pleasure, Mr. President!

Yojimbo said...

I was wondering how you were going to integrate Wron's spicy burritos into gun running, but the something that offends everyone tells me you've done it.

Mikael said...

Thank You Sire. Rest assure, you have no more trustworthy servant than I!
All hail to to the next Chief! May he live long and be prosperous!

RebeccaH said...

Can't wait. (*clasps and rubs hands together in anticipation*)

Since Fast and Furious happened along the southwest border, one must always include a Gila monster or a horned toad (pronounced horney-toad by the natives).

RebeccaH said...

Btw, FYI, the horned toad is not a toad.

smitty1e said...

Eagerly awaiting the new outing, sir.

Minicapt said...

RebeccaH
Only when he's not misbehaving.

Cheers