God, lead Obama not into doing-things-on-his-own temptation.Today's Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Bonus fact: Do you know what goes through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims while they're dying? Chuck Norris' shoe.
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
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Do we want a supreme leader who constantly seeks ways to justify dodging our bicameral government -- the very checks and balances of our republic?
Just imagine how much more his ego would grow if he is ree...reele....I can't even say it.
"They love me, I tell you! Why, I could be King of the World! Out of my way, pissants."
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I'd rather see Chuck Norris put his shoe up you-know-who's arse.
Why, Rebecca, who could you possibly be talking about?
Harry Reid? John Conyers? Charlie Rangel? Al Sharpton?
Cheers
I won't name names, but it rhymes with "Yo' mama".
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