Tuesday, August 2, 2011

I think we'll be ok

Chuck Norris AND God vs. Obama.
God, lead Obama not into doing-things-on-his-own temptation.
Today's Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Bonus fact: Do you know what goes through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims while they're dying? Chuck Norris' shoe.
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5 comments:

  1. rinardmanAugust 3, 2011 at 12:30 PM

    Do we want a supreme leader who constantly seeks ways to justify dodging our bicameral government -- the very checks and balances of our republic?

    Just imagine how much more his ego would grow if he is ree...reele....I can't even say it.

    "They love me, I tell you! Why, I could be King of the World! Out of my way, pissants."

    *

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  2. RebeccaHAugust 3, 2011 at 1:33 PM

    I'd rather see Chuck Norris put his shoe up you-know-who's arse.

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  3. PacoAugust 3, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    Why, Rebecca, who could you possibly be talking about?

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  4. MinicaptAugust 4, 2011 at 1:09 AM

    Harry Reid? John Conyers? Charlie Rangel? Al Sharpton?

    Cheers

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  5. RebeccaHAugust 4, 2011 at 12:56 PM

    I won't name names, but it rhymes with "Yo' mama".

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