Friday, September 2, 2011

Assortment (Obama-Slamma edition)

The Solyndra bankruptcy is rapidly becoming the Solyndra scandal. Crony capitalism at its tangy best!

CBS (!) is actually breaking some hard news in relation to the Fast and Furious outrage. More from Bob Owens, who, to his everlasting credit, has been dogging this story since day one.

What, you mean Obama can’t walk on water and chew gum at the same time?

Putting “zero” in perspective.

Alienating people wholesale is probably not a good reelection strategy.

I have obviously been misinformed concerning the correct definition of “first-class temperament”.

Pssst! Barry! It’s “Mr. President”, not “Your Majesty”.

Looks like the President’s not the only one prone to “scheduling conflicts”.

Congratulations on the downgrade, Prez! (H/T: friend and commenter, RebeccaH).


RebeccaH said...

Mr. Paco, sir. When you become president, will we have to address you as "Your Majesty", or will "Lord High Fedora" suit? Please advise.

Paco said...

I really like Lord High Fedora!

JeffS said...

"Lord High Fedora"! Heh!

Minicapt said...

Would that imply someone is "substantially hat"?


richard mcenroe said...

Add another one: The Administration just gave Valerie Jarrett $30.5 million for the Chicago slum they had to take over from her.

RebeccaH said...

Lord High Fedora it is.

And no, "substantially hat" would not apply to any elected official who had a gorgeously blonde-and-armed Sheila as his Chief of the Secret Service (even though I still think she's a redhead), and/or wronwright watching his back (you may think he's a feckless bumbler, but his bumbling has rescued more situations than ever the Department of Justice).

My fellow ex-pat and still-living-there Texans who remember that immortal phrase "All hat, no cattle", be assured this does not apply to Our Lord High Fedora. And also, shut up.

Minicapt said...

Why should Texans "shut up"?


Stoop Davy Dave said...

"you may think he's a feckless bumbler"

"THINK" ??
I "THINK" I spent ten years stranded on Venus, thanks to Wronwright's feckless bumbling with that stupid Tard-it or whatever he calls it, that's what I "THINK," thanks.