"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Baseball can be a dangerous sport
They'll probably wind up banning it for children in Buffalo.
After reading the list, it seems that sleeping should be banned. Kids get hurt climbing trees, so maybe all the trees should be cut down so that the little ones are saved. We could use the wood to make playgrounds...oh wait.
Or banning it for TV reporters.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading the list, it seems that sleeping should be banned. Kids get hurt climbing trees, so maybe all the trees should be cut down so that the little ones are saved. We could use the wood to make playgrounds...oh wait.
ReplyDeleteDeborah Leigh
Affeldt, Smoltz, Narveson suffer stupidity. I mean come on huh!
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Deborah Leigh,
The Collies said thank you for the extra treats.
Then, I had the Corgi's looking at me like:
HEY, what are we, chopped liver!
Don't forget Nick Adenhart. If he hadn't been a pitcher...
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