"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Remember when some goofy bastard snuck into Buckingham Palace and made it into the Queen's bedroom? She had to keep him talking until the (presumably soon-to-be-unemployed) security folks arrived.
...but Cage, who now lives in Nassau, Bahamas, said he could not stay in the house after that.
Just because the guy was in his house? Geez, I could maybe understand not wearing the leather coat again, but the house?
I had a homeless man enter my house, when I wasn't home. He made himself a PB & J sandwich, got a pair of socks from my dresser, and a left wearing a pair of my cowboy boots! My brother saw him, and called the sheriff, who picked him up a couple miles up the road. I didn't press charges either, kinda felt sorry for the guy. But, I kept the house, and the boots, but let him have the socks. He had left his old shoes, and they....well, kinda smelled, if you know what I mean. :)
"A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack."
ReplyDeleteThanks for clarifying that for us, Reuters.
Remember when some goofy bastard snuck into Buckingham Palace and made it into the Queen's bedroom? She had to keep him talking until the (presumably soon-to-be-unemployed) security folks arrived.
ReplyDeleteOboy, oboy, I can hardly wait to see this "class warfare movie"! I love to be preached at by gazillionaire Hollywood types.
ReplyDeleteIdiots.
...but Cage, who now lives in Nassau, Bahamas, said he could not stay in the house after that.
ReplyDeleteJust because the guy was in his house? Geez, I could maybe understand not wearing the leather coat again, but the house?
I had a homeless man enter my house, when I wasn't home. He made himself a PB & J sandwich, got a pair of socks from my dresser, and a left wearing a pair of my cowboy boots! My brother saw him, and called the sheriff, who picked him up a couple miles up the road.
I didn't press charges either, kinda felt sorry for the guy. But, I kept the house, and the boots, but let him have the socks. He had left his old shoes, and they....well, kinda smelled, if you know what I mean. :)
BTW, the preceding happened in the early '80s, when I was going thru a cowboy phase. Thus the boots.
ReplyDeleteI'm not really a cowboy.
rinardman: That's disappointing. I was going to invite you to send some photos of you riding a bull at the rodeo.
ReplyDeleteFudgesicle - In Australia we've always called these 'Paddle Pops'.
ReplyDeleteHey Nick,
ReplyDeleteYou're lucky, the guy could have been from Wisconsin and a Green Bay Packer fan and with the fudge..well, you know.
Other the other hand Nick, you just shoulda' kept quiet.
Now, I have to report you to AttackWatch.
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