Tuesday, September 6, 2011

A ray of sunshine in the gathering gloom

I'm glad there are still some things a man can, er, cling to.

"Jessica Simpson Not Downsizing Her Bustline"
“If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double Ds! You can’t cover those suckers up!”
Says her father, a "former Baptist minister".

You're quite right, Reverend. You can't cover those suckers up. I mean...you just can't! Call me for the unveiling.
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4 comments:

  1. JeffSSeptember 7, 2011 at 10:50 AM

    Well, if an objective observer is needed, I'm available. I'd be happy to closely inspect Jessica's assets, and render an opinion about covering them up.

    TW: undsess. AI, you have a dirty mind. I have no intention of undressing Ms. Simpson. She can do that herself.

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  2. YojimboSeptember 7, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    FORMER minister. Thank goodness for that.

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  3. IrobotSeptember 8, 2011 at 12:24 AM

    Things that make you go hmmm.

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  4. mojoSeptember 8, 2011 at 2:18 PM

    And she can leave her hat on...

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