Introducing….
The Methanator 5000!!!
Road-tested by yours truly. I had a jumbo serving of Chili Macaroni Hamburger Helper and covered the distance between Farifax, Virginia and Jacksonville, Florida in record time. Get one today and blow away the competition!
The Methanator 5000: Flying on the fumes is now a good thing.
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It should be named the "Sheryl Crow".
ReplyDeleteThe official motorcylce of OWS. Smells as bad as they do. Would you have to pay a fee for emitting carbon, and another for the scent? The government should embrace this.
Deborah Leigh
How do you measure the...uh, "fuel efficiency"?
ReplyDeleteMPD - Miles Per Dump?
That just might beat the $2 Taco Tuesdays at our local ballpark.
ReplyDeleteThat just might beat the $2 Taco Tuesdays at our local ballpark
ReplyDeleteYojimbo, not if there aren't the ones with beans.
Deborah Leigh
Obama could never ride that. His shite don't... well, you know.
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