Monday, November 7, 2011

Expect me to be named as a sexual harasser any day now

It’s the double-breasted suits.

I also wear fedoras; might as well have the word “Masher!” tattooed on my forehead.



Me: "Good morning, ma'am. Have a nice day."

My suit: "Hey, baby, want to come upstairs and look at my etchings?"
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26 comments:

  1. mojoNovember 7, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    Ah, but it's a zoot suit that the wolves really dig, daddy-o...

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  2. richard mcenroeNovember 7, 2011 at 8:22 PM

    It worse! Paco wears pinstripes! Lock up your daughters!

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  3. Steve BurriNovember 7, 2011 at 8:26 PM

    I'm teaching my granddaughters that if anyone comes near them wearing a fedora they should kick hard to the groin, pepper spray to the eyes, scream as loudly as they can, and run!

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  4. PacoNovember 7, 2011 at 8:47 PM

    Steve: And good advice that is, too (as long as it's not a plainclothes detective).

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  5. richard mcenroeNovember 7, 2011 at 8:52 PM

    Wasn't that what broke up the Hat Squad?

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  6. JeffSNovember 7, 2011 at 9:21 PM

    And that handkerchief, it practically screams "Pervert!!!"

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  7. Michael LonieNovember 7, 2011 at 10:36 PM

    Sex, shmex. In that photo you look like Luigi the Enforcer.

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  8. Larry SheldonNovember 7, 2011 at 11:02 PM

    I am sorry to report that all you have to be is a natural-born male to be vulnerable.

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  9. PacoNovember 7, 2011 at 11:19 PM

    Larry: Sad, but true.

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  10. smitty1eNovember 7, 2011 at 11:35 PM

    I have Tweeted this URL. The black helicopters shall collect you forthwith.

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  11. PacoNovember 7, 2011 at 11:41 PM

    Thankee, Smitty!

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  12. MerilynNovember 8, 2011 at 1:31 AM

    Oh I don't know, think you look very dapper.

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  13. Col. MilquetoastNovember 8, 2011 at 7:58 AM

    Paco, I didn't realize you were like "ministers of a certain persuasion." I'm not sure what that means but I'm under the impression it must be bad.

    I suggest that you confess to people that you've always had an affinity for suits and you can't help it that you were born that way.

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  14. richard mcenroeNovember 8, 2011 at 9:38 AM

    Single breasted suits are for metrosexuals and Eurotrash male models.

    And TRY packing a 1911 under one of those pencil-chest outfits...

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  15. richard mcenroeNovember 8, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    It's a Zoot Suit Riot!

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  16. bruceNovember 8, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    Confession, for my entire life I've only ever owned or used one (1) necktie. It is very wide and psychedelically coloured, as the style in government offices 40 years ago when I last wore it.

    Also one of my non-related namesakes here tried to pioneer a shirtless safari suit as govt apparel. We didn't use aircon then. Even John Howard tried it.

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  17. AnonymousNovember 8, 2011 at 4:22 PM

    Paco, here you get all decked out, and look handsome and all that, but forget that last accessory...a smile. Without the smile, you should be holding that shotgun. Think of Mrs. Paco instead of "cheese". It must be a guy thing, cuz Richard did it on our first big date. Very dapper! Pocket watch for Christmas?

    Deborah Leigh

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  18. mojoNovember 8, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    Honest, Bruce, I assumed the shirtless safari suit, along with one of those fold-sided hats (possibly even with corks dangling from it) WAS the official Aussie costume...

    I blame Monty Python.

    SB: exions
    Theu used to be ions, but NOT ANY MORE!

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  19. mojoNovember 8, 2011 at 5:01 PM

    PS: I take you are not Bruce Beer, the Archbishop of Australia...

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  20. MinicaptNovember 8, 2011 at 6:11 PM

    Needs a proper mou-stache.

    Cheers

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  21. PacoNovember 8, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    Bruce: You're not a bishop, are you? I mean, it's ok if you are.

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  22. missredNovember 8, 2011 at 7:07 PM

    not from me. you opened the door and bought my lunch. ;)

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  23. RebeccaHNovember 8, 2011 at 7:32 PM

    I'm at a loss. The image takes my breath away, because the suit and hat are exactly what my Uncle Fred loved to wear when I was small (circa early 1950s). Of course, he was an alcoholic and, we suspected, somewhat a gangster in the Dixie Mafia mode. Not that there's anything wrong wi... um... never mind.

    (Actually, you look very impressive, and very Detective Paco. There should be gold cufflinks. Tell me there are gold cufflinks.)

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  24. PacoNovember 8, 2011 at 7:57 PM

    There are gold cufflinks (In a drawer. Somewhere).

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  25. bruceNovember 8, 2011 at 10:53 PM

    Am I a Bishop?

    Now that's a bloody good question.

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  26. Bob BelvedereNovember 10, 2011 at 8:31 PM

    You're the most, Daddy-O.

    Linked to at:
    J’Accuse!: The Besmirchers Of Herman Cain

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