"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Also, if you let loose a horde of raccoons at an OWS campsite, the carnage would be epic. For instance, they can kill hunting dogs, so what do they have to fear from a bunch of hirsute pantywaists? And the free food from the "Kitchen Working Group" would just be bonus.
Props to Moonbattery and Knuckledraggin for the story. Wish I'd been there to see it.
That poster looks like a cleaner, more civilized, OWS gathering.
ReplyDeleteAnd, their message makes more sense.
So, what you're saying is that the average raccoon is a higher form of life that the OWS protesters. I agree.
ReplyDeleteAlso, if you let loose a horde of raccoons at an OWS campsite, the carnage would be epic. For instance, they can kill hunting dogs, so what do they have to fear from a bunch of hirsute pantywaists? And the free food from the "Kitchen Working Group" would just be bonus.
ReplyDeleteProps to Moonbattery and Knuckledraggin for the story. Wish I'd been there to see it.
Knuckledraggin' out the pepper spray on an OWS punk. Hip-hip-hooray! Great story!
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