Hmmm. A toddler's rules of possession strongly resemble the ideology of the Occupods.
Moonbattery has a hilarious photo of Neil Armstrong and John Boehner. (BTW, what is it with Boehner and the overactive tear ducts?)
Shocking discovery made by European bureaucrats: water does not prevent dehydration.
Border patrol in the Obama Administration:
Update - Great moments in rhetoric: The "Gettysburg Address" of the Occupy movement (H/T: Jazz Shaw at Hot Air).
Update II - Iowahawk, with apologies to Allan Sherman.