Sunday, December 4, 2011

Can't wait to see him bag some big game in Hawaii

First, Obama was a deity, then he was FDR, then he was Ronald Reagan. Now he seems to believe he's Teddy Roosevelt (I'm trying to picture a bull ferret).
The speech is to be delivered in Osawatomie, Kansas, because “just over one hundred years ago, President Teddy Roosevelt came to Osawatomie, Kansas and called for a New Nationalism, where everyone gets a fair chance, a square deal, and an equal opportunity to succeed,” said a Sunday White House press statement.
Anyhow, if he's got to be somebody, Teddy Roosevelt is at least a popular choice.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think the only big game in Hawai'i is wild pig...well, that and cock-fighting...and dog fighting...and those big Samoan sumo wrestlers...

RebeccaH said...

And spiders. Don't forget the spiders.

On second thought... Obama would probably hop up and down, flap his hands, and squeal like a girl if he saw one of those big, Hawaiian black and yellow spiders.

mojo said...

"A secret proclamation? How unusual..."

bruce said...

Obama's signalling he will play Bull Moose to Newt's Woodrow Wilson?

Anonymous said...

Deborah Leigh said... Can't wait until he tries to use the saber! If you think he looks silly on a bike, imagine him on a horse. Pure gold.

Don't forget the mongoose! Hey, the Samoans aren't the only big thing around. The Hawaiians (men and women) will cause Michelle to faint.

Bully!