It looks like the president may face an, um, awesome challenger.
Vermin Supreme - who vaguely resembles Fidel Castro - is running as a Democrat on a platform of mandatory dental hygiene.
What is it with Democrats and mandates?
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh