Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Oh, no!

We've got some worrisome security leaks.

First, bitter presidential clinger Manuel Zelaya of Honduras finds out about the secret Jew rays, and now Hugo Chavez has uncovered the CIA cancer sauce.

This, however, has been declassified: Kim Jong-Il's last words...


"Thanks for the Cabernet, son. By the way, why does it taste like almonds?"

6 comments:

Yojimbo said...

Hey! Where did those two little old ladies go? And why is a guy named "Teddy" going down into our basement carrying a shovel and mumbling someting about a "Canal"?

RebeccaH said...

Wronwright lost a load of mead when he was down there in the Tardis some time ago. We always wondered what happened to it.

Cancer sauce indeed!

Paco said...

YoJ: Chaaaaaaarge!

Rebecca: I think that must have been the batch that was stored in his garage over the summer. I'm thinking it probably should have been refrigerated.

JeffS said...

Heh! When in doubt, blame the CIA.

Merilyn said...

LOL coulodn't happen to a "nicer"guy.

Jessica said...

Hey! Where did those two little old ladies go? And why is a guy named "Teddy" going down into our basement carrying a shovel and mumbling someting about a "Canal"?