"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Friday, December 2, 2011
Separated at birth?
Smitty brings us the news that RINO senator, Lisa Murkowski, has endorsed Romney.
Is it just me, or does Murkowski always look like she's getting ready to sink her teeth into some hapless living prey?
I remember reading a little article called "A Stress Analysis of a Strapless Evening Gown." It was very, um, scientifically analytical. Fortunately, there was very little math.
In another article in the same collection, "On the Nature of Mathematical Proofs" the author remarked: "Given a sufficient quantity of physical data, the most desireable mathematical model is undoubtedly 36-24-36. De gustibus non disputandem est."
It's hard to believe, but a book containing such important scientific insights is out of print. Here is the url of the Amazon page for it anyway. It may interest the more technically inclined among the Paconistas. http://www.amazon.com/Stress-Analysis-Strapless-Evening-Gown/dp/0138526087/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1322961582&sr=1-1
I think she's a Romulan in disguise.
ReplyDeleteBut your explanation is simpler: she's related to the The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms!
Jeff: One of my favorite flicks!
ReplyDeleteMine as well!
ReplyDeleteAnd it co-starred......Lee van Cleef. As a corporal, no less!
That's right! He was the sharpshooter toward the end of the movie who shot the dinosaur with some kind of radio-isotope, as I recall.
ReplyDeleteOh good a meat eater,the last thing you want from a politician is tofu eater.
ReplyDeleteI loved that scene:
ReplyDeleteSCIENTIST: We have to kill that giant rampaging plague-bearing dinosaur!
LEE VAN CLIEF: OK. lemme go get my .30 carbine...
And I don't know about you guys, but I got a lot of Rule 5 mileage out of "the suspension is cantileveric!"
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't know about you guys, but I got a lot of Rule 5 mileage out of "the suspension is cantileveric!"
ReplyDeleteBe still my beating heart!
Maybe Lee van Cleef made a mistake and hit Cecil the Seasick Sea Serpent by mistake.
ReplyDeleteScary sinkholes! Worth watching.
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/m-KFTXIoQvY
the suspension is cantileveric!"
ReplyDeleteI remember reading a little article called "A Stress Analysis of a Strapless Evening Gown." It was very, um, scientifically analytical. Fortunately, there was very little math.
In another article in the same collection, "On the Nature of Mathematical Proofs" the author remarked: "Given a sufficient quantity of physical data, the most desireable mathematical model is undoubtedly 36-24-36. De gustibus non disputandem est."
It's hard to believe, but a book containing such important scientific insights is out of print. Here is the url of the Amazon page for it anyway. It may interest the more technically inclined among the Paconistas.
http://www.amazon.com/Stress-Analysis-Strapless-Evening-Gown/dp/0138526087/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1322961582&sr=1-1
Calculating the height of the CN Tower:
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Cheers
Maybe Lee van Cleef made a mistake and hit Cecil the Seasick Sea Serpent by mistake.
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