Thursday, December 8, 2011

Slippery theology

An Islamic panjandrum has opined that women should stay away from bananas and cucumbers, lest they be overcome by lustful thoughts.

The thing about bananas is that, however phallic they may appear, you can never get away from the slapstick aspects. For example...

9 comments:

RebeccaH said...

You have to admit, bananas are pretty treacherous. You buy them slightly green, so they'll keep, and as soon as you turn your back, they've gone all spotty and brown.

JP said...

Oh My..

Umm, her smile frightens me..

Anonymous said...

Deborah Leigh said... Imagine the restrictions on power tools? And what about that vacuum cleaner? It's just a vacuum cleaner, right guys?

JP, her smile is disturbing, but look at the one to the right. Not to mention the young lady is to the left. She really is engaged in that book. Could it be a new version of the Kama Sutra?

rinardman said...

That's a bit of a double standard, isn't it?

They let the men herd sheep.

JP said...

Gosh, never thought of that, Deborah.

Mullet Shish-K Bob says Preys Allen, or whoever the hell he is. Slap them in Burlesque or whatever the hell those long ugly black things are.

Mullet asks, what is this Comic Sutures you type of?

Yojimbo said...

Geez Deborah, that's not the Kama Sutra, it's the Progressive's Guide to the Bill of Rights! The concept of "negative rights" has to be in picture format for them to understand them.

Anonymous said...

Deborah Leigh said... JP, Mullet can probably give y'all tips on that vacuum thingy. I've only read a bit of some reports. They were too...hilarious to fully read. By-the-way, this isn't the same Mullet that has a sister named Barbie Kue is it?

Of course you're right, Yojimbo! What was I thinking....

Michael Lonie said...

She's in a real pickle, all right. (Ducks for cover.)

TimT said...

It's a dark day for women and teddybears when bananas have plans afoot...