"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Deborah Leigh said... My sister, the Kindergarden teacher, was forced to turn in one of her students because he brought a toy bowie knife to school. The only one that he showed it to was my sister. He liked her very much and was really proud of his new toy. She took it to the office and the administrator recoiled in horror, until my sister told her it was a toy. Well, the little boy started acting out later that day. He was suspended...all for a toy. A record because of a toy. Zero tolerance, zero brains.
"...proper procedures were followed." And good judgement was abated.
For the life of me, I can't see why you are woofing at the TSA over this one. Have you seen a picture of her-you can view one over at El Cids new place? She is a blue rinse grannie in a probable weaponized walker with a Ron Paul bumper sticker on the side. She was in New York buying gold and probably listens to militia radio with her fake hearing aid.
Get with the program people, you are putting us at risk by hampering the efforts of these noble warriors.
YOU-CAN'T-BE-SERIOUS.
ReplyDeleteThat was actually from The Onion, right?
A replica weapon would be an actual fake gun, not a freaking design on a purse.
But they are perfectly competent to manage our health care.
But they are perfectly competent to manage our health care.
ReplyDeleteThat's right. The benchmark for ObamaCare competence is obviously Sweden.
Deborah Leigh said... My sister, the Kindergarden teacher, was forced to turn in one of her students because he brought a toy bowie knife to school. The only one that he showed it to was my sister. He liked her very much and was really proud of his new toy. She took it to the office and the administrator recoiled in horror, until my sister told her it was a toy. Well, the little boy started acting out later that day. He was suspended...all for a toy. A record because of a toy. Zero tolerance, zero brains.
ReplyDeletePaco, thanks for the link to "The Local". I'm going to add that to my favorites. Way more entertaining than Fox News.
ReplyDeleteSeveral links to articles I'll have to read, like:
Giant penis mystery baffles Stockholm suburb
Worker's hand minced in Swedish meatball mishap
Man catches fire in Gothenburg train station
Bus driver in banana attack nightmare
And my favorite: Sweden proposes ban on sex with animals
Leading to this in the comment section: Oh dear! Does anybody want to buy a herd of goats?
"Knock! KNOCK before you enter my room! Did you see anything?"
ReplyDelete"No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"
-- Spaceballs
"...proper procedures were followed." And good judgement was abated.
ReplyDeleteFor the life of me, I can't see why you are woofing at the TSA over this one. Have you seen a picture of her-you can view one over at El Cids new place? She is a blue rinse grannie in a probable weaponized walker with a Ron Paul bumper sticker on the side. She was in New York buying gold and probably listens to militia radio with her fake hearing aid.
Get with the program people, you are putting us at risk by hampering the efforts of these noble warriors.
wv:floppro-you betcha
Rinardman: I can see why Sweden would ban sex with animals. They are having enough trouble teaching Austrians how to have sex.
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