Me? I'm staying focused on the main enemy.
Who, incidentally, gave a speech at Disney World this week. Sorry, Barry, but you really asked for it. Caption time!

(Reuters)
"Someday is now, and your prince has come!"
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
"Potemkin? What's a Potemkin?"
ReplyDeleteTW: slyztt. That sounds like a profane word in Russian.
The Wonderful World of Dizzy
ReplyDelete(dizzy-1:foolish,silly 2b:mentally confused) take your pick
This isn't mine, but I like it.
"The Lyin' King"
I also heard Newt will thank Chuck Norris by naming him Secretary of Attack.
ReplyDeleteCaption: "I'm looking for the Princess's castle. anybody know where it is?"
ReplyDelete"And I said, 'Soros, can I please have the castle?', and he's all 'Sure, but you must remember to kill the XL pipeline.'"
ReplyDeleteSlyztt may very well be a profane
ReplyDeleteword in Russian, OR
It could be a drunken stutterer ordering a Schlitz beer!
"See, with more tax... er, stimulus money, I can give everybody a castle just like mine!"
ReplyDeleteFrom the same thread as "The Lyin' King": "When you wish upon a Czar..."
One foot Sub .... just look at my sponsots subs!
ReplyDelete"Pinocchio said that if I keep lying, my nose will grow this long"
ReplyDeleteWhat idiot in his administration or campaign thought it was a good idea for him to discuss the economy and his policies relating to it at....Disneyland with its plethora of metaphors?
ReplyDeleteThe Sorcerer's Apprentice.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute, isn't that Mad King Ludwig of Bavaria? 'The Swan King?'
Let's hope this is his Swansong.
Working up a plethora alright, Yojimbo.
ReplyDeleteDeborah Leigh said... 'If you clap really hard and say you believe then all our dreams can come true. Well, mine at least.'
ReplyDeleteBy-the-way, who wears a gray tie to Disneyland?!?
For one day, Disneyland wasn't the happiest place on earth.
"This administration has saved or created over 2 million Tinkerbells."
ReplyDelete"It's nice to be somewhere with at least one person who has ears as big as mine"
ReplyDeleteslightly modified can you spot the difference?
Colonel: I had to look closely - and twice - but I finally smoked it.
ReplyDeleteI think the microphones form a hidden Mickey
ReplyDeleteAlbury: Good observation!
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