"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Admiral of the Red; in charge of bunting for the New Year's Eve party.
Admiral of the White; tablecloths.
Admiral of the Blue; You Sir, are requested and required to provide playing cards, chips, and such other gaming necessities as should be required or you will answer at your peril.
What a loser to inflict on our navy.
ReplyDeleteMore admirals than ships? Holy crap!
ReplyDeleteAdmiral of the Red; in charge of bunting for the New Year's Eve party.
Admiral of the White; tablecloths.
Admiral of the Blue; You Sir, are requested and required to provide playing cards, chips, and such other gaming necessities as should be required or you will answer at your peril.
Admiral of the Turquoise...