"Slovaks Vote Overwhelmingly to Name Bridge After Chuck Norris".
Today's Chuck Norris fact: the number pi goes on forever because it's running from Chuck Norris.
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
You don't even have to walk across the Chuck Norris bridge. It roundhouse kicks you over.
ReplyDeleteDid you know that the Slocvakian word for Port-o-San is "obama"?
ReplyDeleteSeems like crossing Chuck Norris would be a bad idea. Nobody survives crossing Chuck Norris
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