The sad story of a very unintimidating robber.
Sometimes, honesty is not the best policy.
Almost everybody complains about his or her job from time to time. But remember: it could always be worse.
“It wasn’t me, it was, er, me.”
In order to get my presidential campaign back on track, campaign consultant, Captain Heinrichs, has put together a video concerning one of the major planks in my platform (language warning; hey, I tell it like it is).