Saturday, February 18, 2012

Sunday funnies

The sad story of a very unintimidating robber.

Sometimes, honesty is not the best policy.

Almost everybody complains about his or her job from time to time. But remember: it could always be worse.

“It wasn’t me, it was, er, me.”

In order to get my presidential campaign back on track, campaign consultant, Captain Heinrichs, has put together a video concerning one of the major planks in my platform (language warning; hey, I tell it like it is).

12 comments:

  1. I didn't see a plug for the "Heart Attack Grill" in your campaign video, Paco. It's a major supporter of this particular plank. Check out the front of their menu!

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  2. May I suggest another funny? It involves a duel of wits between Alec Baldwin and Andrew Breitbart.

    Alec is only half armed, of course.

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  3. Jeff: I've got to see if I can't get hold of a franchise.

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  4. Deborah Leigh said... Paco, the video is unavailable. Did you intimidate them again?

    Speaking of intimidating. While the robber wasn't the crowd pursuing him certainly was.

    It is a clear bet that the best man will get one less Christmas
    gift/card this year.

    I'll keep that picture in mind the next time I complain about my job.

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  5. Deborah: I just clicked on the link, and the video was working.

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  6. I think it's too late for me to die a m**f** legend, so I think I'll just go for being a pain in the ass to my kids.

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  7. Pacosan: I will gladly sell you one of my Che Burger franchises for just slightly over retail. All you have to do is supply the indigineous people to pick and weave the free-range cotten tablecloths.

    Oh, and just a few others to keep Wron from "taste testing" you into financial oblivion.

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  8. YoJ: That would be Wron "Inventory Shrinkage" Wright, of course.

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  9. The video was courtesy of mine cousin.

    Cheers

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  10. That Onion thing makes me want to run naked in a blizzard yelling "freedom!"

    Does that make me a conservative, a libertarian, an anarchist, or a fuckin wacko?

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  11. That Onion thing makes me want to run naked through a blizzard yelling "freedom!"

    Does that make me a conservative, a libertarian, an anarchist, or a fuckin wacko?

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  12. And does this two word thing mean I need glasses?

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