Saturday, February 18, 2012

Sunday funnies

The sad story of a very unintimidating robber.

Sometimes, honesty is not the best policy.

Almost everybody complains about his or her job from time to time. But remember: it could always be worse.

“It wasn’t me, it was, er, me.”

In order to get my presidential campaign back on track, campaign consultant, Captain Heinrichs, has put together a video concerning one of the major planks in my platform (language warning; hey, I tell it like it is).

12 comments:

JeffS said...

I didn't see a plug for the "Heart Attack Grill" in your campaign video, Paco. It's a major supporter of this particular plank. Check out the front of their menu!

JeffS said...

May I suggest another funny? It involves a duel of wits between Alec Baldwin and Andrew Breitbart.

Alec is only half armed, of course.

Paco said...

Jeff: I've got to see if I can't get hold of a franchise.

Anonymous said...

Deborah Leigh said... Paco, the video is unavailable. Did you intimidate them again?

Speaking of intimidating. While the robber wasn't the crowd pursuing him certainly was.

It is a clear bet that the best man will get one less Christmas
gift/card this year.

I'll keep that picture in mind the next time I complain about my job.

Paco said...

Deborah: I just clicked on the link, and the video was working.

RebeccaH said...

I think it's too late for me to die a m**f** legend, so I think I'll just go for being a pain in the ass to my kids.

Yojimbo said...

Pacosan: I will gladly sell you one of my Che Burger franchises for just slightly over retail. All you have to do is supply the indigineous people to pick and weave the free-range cotten tablecloths.

Oh, and just a few others to keep Wron from "taste testing" you into financial oblivion.

Paco said...

YoJ: That would be Wron "Inventory Shrinkage" Wright, of course.

Minicapt said...

The video was courtesy of mine cousin.

Cheers

Jonah said...

That Onion thing makes me want to run naked in a blizzard yelling "freedom!"

Does that make me a conservative, a libertarian, an anarchist, or a fuckin wacko?

Jonah said...

That Onion thing makes me want to run naked through a blizzard yelling "freedom!"

Does that make me a conservative, a libertarian, an anarchist, or a fuckin wacko?

Jonah said...

And does this two word thing mean I need glasses?