"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Saturday, March 24, 2012
Advice to lefties
The best way to get rid of Rush Limbaugh is to stop lying.
Yeah, that'll never happen. Lying to lefties is like breathing to humans: it's reflexive.
ReplyDeleteMy secret plan is to get them interested in the truth - at which point they'll cease to be lefties (talk about epic fail!)
ReplyDeleteThey can't stop lying, because then they'd have to speak the truth, ergo, no one would ever listen to, or look at, them again.
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