"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Sunday, March 25, 2012
Monday movie
Really, you shouldn’t mess around with Gort.
But if you can’t avoid him, be sure to remember the magic words.
I tried that while watching Obama's last televised speech. I even made the sign of the cross with my fingers, but he just keeps f*****g up.
ReplyDeleteDeborah Leigh said...Bet Israel would love to have a Gort...I know I would.
ReplyDeleteRebeccaH, maybe if we all scream it together...naw, that zebra can't change his stripes. But I'm fairly sure he burns if holy water touches him.