The suave and intellectual Smitty of the Other McCain has not always seen eye to eye on sartorial matters with yours truly; for example, readers may recall the Neck-Wear Skirmish.
Yet I believe that Smitty and I – and all right-thinking people, for that matter – can join together in rejecting this fashion blight, this stench in the nostrils of masculine elegance, this sign of the end times.
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Eek!
ReplyDeleteI've worn thermals for warmth. But not for fashion.
ReplyDeleteThis stuff? Ugh!
Yes, definitely a sign of the apocalypse. And confirmation of Elaine Benes' timeless observation that womens's bodies are works of art, and men's bodies utilitarian.
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http://libertyatstake.blogspot.com/
"Because the Only Good Progressive is a Failed Progressive"
it is so wrong on so many levels.
ReplyDelete...there is a cult following for mantyhose.
ReplyDeleteAnd we all know how most cults end.
Give'em the Kool-aid now, please.
I can't look, just the name of the item is bad enough. No thanks.
ReplyDeleteBruce: You have chosen well.
ReplyDeleteI posted a link to the article on my FB page, with the suggestion that my brother would appreciate this, this, "clothing", as a gift for his upcoming birthday.
ReplyDeleteHis response? "Where do you find this s**t???"
I'm trying to think of a way to tell him I've outsourced this sibling torment to a subsidiary of Paco Enterprises......
Jeff: HAW! That should be the subtitle on this blog's banner: "Where does he find this s**t?"
ReplyDeleteBrings to mind poor old deluded Malvolio:
ReplyDeleteMALVOLIO
'Be not afraid of greatness:' 'twas well writ.
OLIVIA
What meanest thou by that, Malvolio?
MALVOLIO
'Some are born great,'--
OLIVIA
Ha!
MALVOLIO
'Some achieve greatness,'--
OLIVIA
What sayest thou?
MALVOLIO
'And some have greatness thrust upon them.'
OLIVIA
Heaven restore thee!
MALVOLIO
'Remember who commended thy yellow stocking s,'--
OLIVIA
Thy yellow stockings!
MALVOLIO
'And wished to see thee cross-gartered.'
OLIVIA
Cross-gartered!
MALVOLIO
'Go to thou art made, if thou desirest to be so;'--
OLIVIA
Am I made?
MALVOLIO
'If not, let me see thee a servant still.'
OLIVIA
Why, this is very midsummer madness.
What RebeccaH said!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is so two days ago:
ReplyDeletehttp://mitchieville.com/2012/03/06/new-from-k-tel/
Cheers