"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Friday, March 9, 2012
Rev. Barack Obama calls for prayer vigil in support of ObamaCare
Divine intervention may well be the only thing that will save ObamaCare.
Question: to what god will these prayers be addressed? Zeus? Moloch? Mictlancihuatl?
Any of the legion of deities who dines on human flesh, undoubtedly. And let's face it: those guys haven't been getting much business in the last 2,000 years. Gonna be some very ugly fighting for first pick of the offerings when the word gets around.
9 comments:
Baal.
No, I reckon Eris is the one whom The One prefers.
Anoia, goddess of Things That Get Stuck In Kitchen Drawers
Any of the legion of deities who dines on human flesh, undoubtedly. And let's face it: those guys haven't been getting much business in the last 2,000 years. Gonna be some very ugly fighting for first pick of the offerings when the word gets around.
Godot, the Roman God of premature ejaculation, who is coming Real Soon Now.
The Goddess Kali, whose Thuggee cult gave us the word "thug".
Probably Azathoth, the Lovecraftian god of chaos.
Richard,
Cuthulhu, obviously.
I like Annoia, though. A sticking kitchen drawer seems to me to be the level of crisis Obama might be able to handle.
Hel could be a possibility
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hel_%28being%29
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