Monday, April 30, 2012
The "cool" president
Well, awwwwwreet! This is the preshizzle comin’ at you from Cap City, USA, an’ I want all you gates and wrens to dial this in and listen up. Looks like the GOP gonna field some icky Jeff, some goon from Saskatoon, to run me off the main kick this November. Neighho to that, hep cats and kittens, I know ya’ll ain’t comin’ on that tab. I may have to bust my conk, but, come election time, ya’ll know the ol’ O is gonna break it out, and that square’s gonna have to trilly. So, you alligators and brees roll out of them lily whites in the early bright on November 6th, shove your dogs in your ground grippers and truck on down to the pollin’ booth, and we’ll collar four more years of righteous jive. Solid, Jackson!