A Frenchman shows the way: "Hamster Villa Let's You Experience Life as a Small Rodent".
Ultimately, of course, Obama's vision will turn into the nightmare of the zombie apocalypse. You can practice for that, too.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh