New, from Paco Enterprises', er, musical plumbing subsidiary: Guitar Pee.
Coming soon: flutulence!
Unrelated update (no, really): Happy Dyngus Day!
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Well, flutulence can be a byproduct of oboesity. Maybe Brad Smilo could look into this so we could reed all about it.
ReplyDeleteGod sakes Yo. Try the drums. :)
ReplyDeleteWell, there ya go again, harping on the drums,Cidster
ReplyDeleteI want to be the guy who gets full pay for clanging that little triangle three or four times a performance.:)
If we must listen to such a wee tune, let’s hope it be a hit; I’d rather listen to a world-wide number one than the number two.
ReplyDelete(You could listen to my disgusting burlesque of Harrison’s “I Want to Tell You”, “I Want to Smell You”.)
I threw water at a girl once,
ReplyDeleteshe didn't think me worthy, proper, or suitable.
Neither did the other boys around, they wanted to tear me a new asshole, the only thing that stopped them was that it was a church function and God protects fools for some reason.
You're welcome.
ReplyDeleteGood grief. As if writing your name in the snow wasn't enough.
ReplyDeleteMy older brother works for a state transportation agency. I sent him the link, and suggested this as a money making idea for him to submit.
ReplyDeleteMy friendly and helpful advice was soundly rejected. I'm not sure why.
Hmmm, I think there's a joke in there about young men playing a short riff, and old men (with BPH) playing a long song...but I can't come up with it.
ReplyDeleteR-Man: Actually, I think you just did.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/10/mike-eiskant-santa-fe-police-officer-masturbating-squad-car-on-duty_n_1415740.html
ReplyDeleteCheers