Monday, April 9, 2012

Urine luck!

New, from Paco Enterprises', er, musical plumbing subsidiary: Guitar Pee.

Coming soon: flutulence!

Unrelated update (no, really): Happy Dyngus Day!

11 comments:

  1. Well, flutulence can be a byproduct of oboesity. Maybe Brad Smilo could look into this so we could reed all about it.

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  2. God sakes Yo. Try the drums. :)

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  3. Well, there ya go again, harping on the drums,Cidster
    I want to be the guy who gets full pay for clanging that little triangle three or four times a performance.:)

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  4. If we must listen to such a wee tune, let’s hope it be a hit; I’d rather listen to a world-wide number one than the number two.
    (You could listen to my disgusting burlesque of Harrison’s “I Want to Tell You”, “I Want to Smell You”.)

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  5. I threw water at a girl once,
    she didn't think me worthy, proper, or suitable.

    Neither did the other boys around, they wanted to tear me a new asshole, the only thing that stopped them was that it was a church function and God protects fools for some reason.

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  6. Good grief. As if writing your name in the snow wasn't enough.

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  7. My older brother works for a state transportation agency. I sent him the link, and suggested this as a money making idea for him to submit.

    My friendly and helpful advice was soundly rejected. I'm not sure why.

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  8. Hmmm, I think there's a joke in there about young men playing a short riff, and old men (with BPH) playing a long song...but I can't come up with it.

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  9. R-Man: Actually, I think you just did.

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  10. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/10/mike-eiskant-santa-fe-police-officer-masturbating-squad-car-on-duty_n_1415740.html

    Cheers

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