"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
We once stayed in a resort complex in Florida (outside Orlando), where the groundskeepers rode in golf carts with rifles racked on the back, because of the alligators in the waterways.
They're just trying to make golf more exciting. Wait until you see what they put in the sand traps!
ReplyDeleteOK, this may be overly obvious, but....could someone schedule a golf outing at this course, for the Golfer-in-Chief?
ReplyDeleteWe once stayed in a resort complex in Florida (outside Orlando), where the groundskeepers rode in golf carts with rifles racked on the back, because of the alligators in the waterways.
ReplyDeleteThat's what the one iron is for, fellas...
ReplyDeleteBuddy asked for a "mulligan'; the gator thought he said "mulligatawny'.
ReplyDeleteCheers
In FL, sensible golfers usually carry a gator iron, generally .357 or larger.
ReplyDeleteJeffS-- Tremors: The Masters!
ReplyDelete"Tremors: The Masters"
ReplyDeleteNow, that right there's funny.
HAW! Richard, I was thinking of scorpions and vipers, but that's better.
ReplyDeletegiggling - these are all funny!
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